Feb 03 2010
‘It’s all over,’ Angus John MacIver’s wife, Beyonce Anne
The clamour for Angus John MacIver to lose the captaincy of Balanthrushal FC has heightened and the pressure on him has intensified with the news that the distraught soccer star’s wife has feld to the luxury sheiling in Dell Moor where her errant husband proposed to her in happier times. Before she left their luxury Skigersta ranch style house on her quad bike she had the locks changed and Angus John has been banished to the henhouse.
Donald Johm Maclennan the wronged star Lochs left back has been consulting the top legal practice The Citizens Advice Bureaux on Tarbert Pier, who have represented clients in all the top Hebridean divorces.
Fabio Capello missed the last Ullapool ferry so has not had an opportunity to speak to his captain yet. The church has weighed in with its tenpennorth with the Reverend Sinclair Morrison, ever the rebel saying
‘I’ve seen photos of this Angusina and I’d give her one too, God willing.’ His colleagues are sure totake a dim view of the cleric’s ouspoken view. Angus John has been excused from the important cup tie against Borussia Bosta to try and win back his distraught wife. This story will run and run
PS Not if I have my way it wont. Ed
5 responses so far
If angus john’s legal advisers can’t help him much,Jill fro EK,KC’s council ,i’m sure wil be more than happy,being lega adviser,for things concerned on Lewis
Angus John should be banished further than the hen house, in my opinion. It’s far too warm and cosy in there, with a plentiful supply of food (eggs, for those that are a bit slow on the uptake…) I would put him in the piggery, that would soon make him consider his antics. Poor Beyonce Ann.
Beyonce Anne. Oh, the romance of these wonderful Gaelic names, calling to mind the misty heaths of the homeland…
I can’t believe there isn’t a counsellor in Balanthrushal who is not somehow able to heal the wounds and bring the golden couple together again. AJBA. They have so much going for them…
That’s all very well but let’s remember poor old Angus John’s been living on Fray Bentos pies for months as Beyonce Anne devotes herself to her solo career - who can blame the poor man for succombing to Angusina’s innocent offer of marag canneloni with braised croft leeks in a parsnip jus? By the way, Beyonce Anne’s playing tonight at the Sea Angling with No.r.man from Pearl Barley - should be a good show…